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YES,
VIRGINIA...THERE IS A CHICKEN HAT!
Once
upon a time a little girl named Virginia said "Daddy Dearest,
Is there a Chicken Hat?" Not knowing how to answer little
Virginia, her father suggested she search the web. To her
delight little Virginia found CHICKENHAT.COM.
Now she knows it must be true, because her father said "If
you read it in the Daily Cluck, it must be so!"
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PATIENTS
CURED!
By Larry Pars
Special To The Daily Cluck
A
miraculous recovery was made by all the patients at the local
hospital. Officials credit the staff and the CHICKEN
HAT with this incredible success
story. Dr. Huhnviehirte decided to wear the CHICKEN
HAT when visiting with patients.
The hat put patients in such a good mood that Dr. Huhnviehirtes'
patients began recovering incredibly quickly. Soon the whole
staff was wearing the hats and laughter, mirth and cure soon
followed. The staff has one complaint now that all the patients
are gone,
"We don't have anything to do!"
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SOMETIMES
IT DOES TAKE A ROCKET SCIENTIST
Came to The Daily Cluck "anonymous" and cannot
be officially verified but to the best of our Chicken Stories
Research Department, all cluckers think it might be true.
Scientists
at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens
at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space
shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to
simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with
airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun
and were eager to test it on the windshields of their
new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was
sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the
engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel,
crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens,
blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's
backrest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the
cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous
results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield
and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
NASA responded with a one-line memo:
--- "Thaw
the Chicken"
Members
of a small splinter party known as the Huhner- freipartei
have succeeded in halting all legislative work in Parliament
by wearing CHICKEN
HATS while making speeches. The
laughter has resounded throughout the halls of Parliament
disrupting work in all offices. One of the two members of
the Huhnerfrei- partei explained that since their party is
small they have had to resort to novel means to make their
voices heard in goverment, and the CHICKEN
HATS are a tool to achieving that
end.
Unfortunately this reporter could get nothing
more from Herr Cluck on this party's platform because Herr
Cluck found something on the floor that he started scratching
at and nothing this reporter tried could regain Herr Clucks
attention.
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